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Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter

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Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 Kilometer Prati Leter

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Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Soor Nahi Milti
Baza To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Tall Nahi Milti
He Sarjaha Apne Taj Mahal Par Itna Gurur Mat Kar
Banva To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

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Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool
Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business..
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

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