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Present day technology of this funny world:
"Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours and dishwash liquids with real lemon"

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Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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Husband Is Head Of d Family..
Den,
Whts W!fe?
Think...
W!fe Is d Neck Of d Family
Which n Turn d Head Anywhere She Wants!:D

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If u have time press down
again if u have time
press up

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One has to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY..:-)

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My Girl Asked:
"Do You Want To Get
Married .
I Said: "Sure
She Said: "Gr8 When
I Said
"Well Like Every Other
Guy, When I Meet The Right
Girl
Ab Inni C Baat Pe Naraz
Ho Gyi

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Secret of happy life.....
Get a girl who cooks well
Get a girl who loves you
Get a girl look good
Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!

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If I was a painter u would be my painting.

If I was an author, u would be my story.

If I was a poet, u would be my poem.

But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

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