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Showing Funny sms Message 1971 - 1980 of 2240 messages, Page 198 of 224 pages.

A committed boyfrnd prays to god-
Lord pls giv me WISDOM 2 undrstand my girlfrnd & PATIENCE 2 deal with her moods
Dont giv me STRENGTH othrwse
I'll kill her...

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent,
It dissolves marriages,families and careers.

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When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

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New accounting terminology :
1Crore= Khoka,
500Cror=1 Koda.
1,000Cror=1 Radia.
10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,
100,000 Cror=1Raja
&
10 KALMADI +10 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

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Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

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An Accountant
Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p

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When i dont get ur sms :: A little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes and sadness falls on my face . What is this?
Its nothing Just Dramebaze?

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I'm @ the police station now been done for drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they are now doin me for taking the piss

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Showing Funny sms Message 1971 - 1980 of 2240 messages, Page 198 of 224 pages.