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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.

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Bachelors life is like 'Airtel':
Aisi azadi aur kahan.
After engagment its like 'Spice':
Spice hai to life hai.
&
after Marriag its like 'Reliance':
Apki duniya biwi ki mutti mei.
After a child its 'Hutch':
Wher ever u go network follows.
After old age its like 'BSNL':
Not reachable

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If i born as cloth,

I will decorate ur body..

If i born as flower,

I will decorate ur hair..

If i born as hair,

I will touch ur chick n kiss..

If i born as shoe,

I will be ur slave on ur legs..

BUT,,

Wat to do,

I born as GIRL,

Cant even be close to ur shadow..

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Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

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COLLEGE MEMORRIES:

1side LOve...

silent mode mobile...

bus stand comedies...

last period galataas...

birthday treats...

1 night study 4 nxt day exam...

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3 ways to catch a tiger-
1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger!
2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it!
3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!

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Inflation is bringing us true democracy.
For d 1st time in history, Luxuries & Necessities are selling at d same price.
E.g. Beer,
Petrol & Onions @ 65/kg !!

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