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tip to reduce weight:
first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.
repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

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A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same

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Apple= Vitamins
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Women
Women=Sex
Sex=Aids
Aids=Death
Aur kha le
Apple.

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WHAT DID THE BATHTUB SAY TO THE TOILIT (A) I KISS A LOT OF ASS BUT I DONT TAKE NO SHIT

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An after thought on Karwa chauth -
Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life
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But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

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On ur single smile Thousands people die.

keeping smile & reduce population of India.

Never smile in front of the miror.

varna lene ke dene pad jayenge.

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Most interesting lines on T Shirt of a College Girl
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E X C U S E ME
My FACE is ABOVE ;-)

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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