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To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)

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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":

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Oh my GOD, u r so lucky

If you are an ICECREAM

then u r so sweet.

If you are Rose

Then you are so soft

If you are a Star

Then you are so bright.

If you are my Friend

then

Oh

My

GOD

You are soo Lucky .

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Dear McDonalds Cashier,
Dont look at me like that.
Last time I checked there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
...
Sincerely, Don't forget the toy

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This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:
N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

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Defination of a nurse:

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl

holding ur hand looking in ur eyes

and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

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Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.

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