Sardarji sms Message

aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia.

everybody wondered wt he said.

one asked him and he said bhishkoom.....

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Why Cant Sardar Dial 911?
They Cant Find The Eleven on The Phone.

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"BBC" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the

Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent: How did this happen?

Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

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when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.

The cockroach began moving slowly.

He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.

Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:

"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".

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