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Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?

Santa : "Google Singh"

Teacher: Y 2 Strange?

Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

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Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd:Y u didn't xchng?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

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a man goes to auto workshop and

ask

sardar technician to repair the car brake

sadar did some work

and said

i couldn't repair your brakes,

so I made your horn louder.

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sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?
sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother.)

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Two Sardars go for fishing..
They catch a lot of fish and return to shore..
The first Sardar says:
"I hope u remember the spot where we caught all
those fish."
The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X'
on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"You idiot!" replies the first."
how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow." ;->

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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

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