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SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

ThA . . . . ;->

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A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " tamil therima??"
Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" . . . ;->

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Sardar's Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ?
Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . .
Man: Kyon. . . ?
Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal "BLUE TOOTH" Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->

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Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily
A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I've been promoted as Branch Manager

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Once price Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.

Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard

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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says

"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

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Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.

"What happened ?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England

was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,

but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I

bet on the highlights too "

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