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Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?

Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya

Half pent half kiraya

Sardar ne apni pent utari

Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

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Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car
in a restricted area.The judge asked him if he had
anything to say in his defence. -They should not put
up such misleading notices, - said Banta singh. -It
said,
FINE FOR PARKING HERE.-

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Sardar: Abba Main Apni Biwi Nu Sms Kita K Raat Awaan Ga..... Main Gaya Tey O Kisi Hor Naal C..... Main Onu Talaq Deni Ae.....

Abba: Chal Chadd Puttar.......... Ki Pata Sms Na Mila Howay.... ;->

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Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!

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one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A
lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar
answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one
came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was
much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "
Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said,
"Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu
Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

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A Sardar G was walking with his sister..
"and"
someone told him that sardar g twadi behan bohat sohni hai..
Sardar G said: Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di...

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Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .
1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)
2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )
3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )
4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . . ;->

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IN LONDON'S DEPARTMENTAL STORE, A WOMEN:ASKED TO SARDAR JEE.LIPTON DI CHAH HAI? SARDAR GEE: MENU TE NAI HAI. TENU HAI TE LIPAT JAA....... (-_-)

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