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Showing Sardarji sms Message 251 - 260 of 836 messages, Page 26 of 84 pages.


Sardar G goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500

Sardar G: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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A Sardar G gives Spielberg a slap and says. . . .
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." ;->

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Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"

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Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam
As He Gave The Following Answers:
* Antibody : Against Everyone
* Artery : Study Of Paintings
* Genes : Blue Denim
* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man
* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work
* Lirosuction : French Kiss
* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns
* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards
* Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty
* Coma: Punctuation Mark
* Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe . . . ;->

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

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Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

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Phansi se pehle
inspector ne sardar se
pocha bata teri aakhri
khawahish kya hai?
Sardar:Mera sir neeche
or taangen oper kar k
Phansi de do..........;->

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Sardar's Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying ... Finally Sardar consoles him " Don't Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again ."

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