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Air hostess: Sir kya loge?

Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,

Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

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Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.
2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.
1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,
mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi

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2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .
Sardar 1 : What Wud U Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ?
Sardar 2 : Don't Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->

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SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey.....;->

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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'

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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon

dekhta rehta.?"

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Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."....

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Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya.....???

Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai...

Sardar: Phir Theek Ae.... Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen.... ;->

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