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Sardar To Docter:
"Main Chota SuSu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hon Aur Bara 7 Baje"
Docter:"Tou Is Me Problem Kia Hai. . . "?
Sardar :"OO Jii Meri Aankh 8 Baje Khulti HaI". . . ;->

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Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
"BACHAO BACHAO"
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!

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The New Glossary Of

Medical Term By A

Sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1

Cardialogy- Advance

study of poker playing

Coma- A punctuation

mark

Enema- Not a frnd or

male of enemy

Flu- Going by

aeroplane

Genes- Blue denim

Labor pain- Getting hurt

@ work

Morbid- Higher bid

Urine- Opposite to u r

out ...

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats"............;->

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Santa could not stop laughing when he saw a truck being dragged by another.
I asked why? Santa says foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a Rope.

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Police-Instead of hospital why did u take

ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,

this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

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Sardar :

I Love You Da Ki Mtlab

Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :

Main Tum Se Pyar

Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :

Aaj Ka Di Kuriya'n Ty

Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal

Da Mtlb Ki Puchya

Free Ho Gau ... ;->

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Santa: My Dctr Told

Me To Drink Carrot

Juice Aftr A Hot Bath

2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don't Know

I Can Never Finish

Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->

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