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Doctor to a sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'

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Santa And Banta Were Walking . . .
Suddenly Banta Said : Oh . . . Look , A Dead Bird . . .
Santa Looked Up At The Sky & Said : Where . . . ??? ;->

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Santa n His Son were in Conversation on the Beach :
Son: Praaji , Ise "Beach" kyo kehte hai ?
Santa: Tumhe nahi pata ?
Son: Nahe pata!
Santa: Yeh Aasmaan aur Zameen k beech mei hai esliye ise "Beach" kehte hai . . . ;->

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Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?

Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.

Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe

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An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"

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interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain.

sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.

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Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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