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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Admi Sardar Se:
"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"
Sardar Replied:
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"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"
Point 2 B Noted... ;->

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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

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Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over !! :-D

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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?

santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.

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Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.

Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,

Turya Jaanda Nai,

Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.

Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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