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Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...

Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!

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Sardar's Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai ,
Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . .
Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->

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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"

First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:

Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"

&

After Marriage

We Sleep With

Our

"WIFE

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Teacher: Give english translation of, "Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain"..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

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3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls
1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu
2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer
3rd Was Srdar
Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;->

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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why u married such a short girl. He replied our guru g says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai

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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

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