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Showing Sardarji sms Message 781 - 790 of 836 messages, Page 79 of 84 pages.


One sardar went to United States & stepped in for the first time in

a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene aroound, a babe

came & placed herself provocatively on sardar's lap.

She said "hi. i'm suzan,'suzi' to u. sardar was all excited & said "hi,

i'm balwinder, balls to u".

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Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.

Son to sardar:

"hun me ae roti nae khani"

Sardar:

"kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c" ;->

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Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...

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India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674

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PATHAN:doctor sahb
pore jism main kahin b
ungli lagaon to boht dard
hota hai
Doctor sugested full
body XRay
wen he checked XRay
found fracture in
finger,,

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A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.” ;->

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