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Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.

 5 People liked it
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Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

 1 People liked it
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A woman goes to a dentist for tooth extraction
doc tells her to lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

 3 People liked it
3 Ratings

what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............

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75years old man got married with a girl of 15 years old. At marriage night they both are crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man have forgotten evrythng

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5 Ratings

Doctor to Patient : The check which you gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

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2 Ratings

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.

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