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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.


If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.


Bachelors life is like 'Airtel':
Aisi azadi aur kahan.
After engagment its like 'Spice':
Spice hai to life hai.
&
after Marriag its like 'Reliance':
Apki duniya biwi ki mutti mei.
After a child its 'Hutch':
Wher ever u go network follows.
After old age its like 'BSNL':
Not reachable


If i born as cloth,
I will decorate ur body..
If i born as flower,
I will decorate ur hair..
If i born as hair,
I will touch ur chick n kiss..
If i born as shoe,
I will be ur slave on ur legs..
BUT,,
Wat to do,
I born as GIRL,
Cant even be close to ur shadow..


Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta:Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!


COLLEGE MEMORRIES:
1side LOve...
silent mode mobile...
bus stand comedies...
last period galataas...
birthday treats...
1 night study 4 nxt day exam...


3 ways to catch a tiger-
1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger!
2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it!
3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!


Inflation is bringing us true democracy.
For d 1st time in history, Luxuries & Necessities are selling at d same price.
E.g. Beer,
Petrol & Onions @ 65/kg !!


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