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How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

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Santa - My wife died yesterday..

I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,

what to do?

Banta - No Problem.

Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

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Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.

Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)

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Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

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There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital ...the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read and asks he sardar je what had happened. The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron and put it on his ear. the doctor looks at him in disbelief and asks him what had happened to the other ear. Then the sardar je says, the scoundrel called bak!

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Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen...
Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->

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