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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
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A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!

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Heights of Friendship
Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

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Sardar:Bachpan me ma
ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din n dekhna padta.
judge:Kya kehti thi ma?
Sardar:Jab bat hi nahi suni to kese batau

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School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : " Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? "

Sardar : " KAMI-NA "

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saRdar's Wife: jan, eik puppy do na..

saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..

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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

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A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya

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Police:Car Gas Par Hai

Santa:No

Police:Petrol Par

Santa:No

Police: Diesel Par

Santa:No

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai

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Santa: Installment Par Hai

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