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Showing Sardarji sms Message 191 - 200 of 836 messages, Page 20 of 84 pages.
LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar:
Sir,
sasrikal
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other
HUSBAND in family
to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.


Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya...
Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge.....
Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai....
Banta: Kya..?
Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI... ;->


Sardar ji: There are lot of girls who don't want to get married!
Friend: How do you know?
Sardar ji: I asked them!


Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!


One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident." Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the 10th floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the 5th floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered
...He ..was ..not ..Santa ...Singh.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket..
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.... ;->


Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....????
Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi pata
main is city main new hoon.......


Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Santa :- Dar mat yaar.
Vo kaat nhi raha,
vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai.


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