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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,

Main Bol Raha Hoon.

The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

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Sardar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya,Ghr Pe Tala Laga Tha Or Lika Tha Bewkof Banaya.Sardar Ne Hosyari Dikai Or Neche Lik Dya hm Yahn Aaye Hi Nahi The.

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Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi..
Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo... ;->

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady

came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar

answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and

asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me

! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same

question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to

shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar

enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you

Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and

answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on

his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond

rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "

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Sardar gee buliding se giray or behosh ho gaye.

Doctor says: HE IS DEAD!!!!

Every one was crying ,Suddenly he wake up ans SAYS:

"O ma Zinda wa"

SARDARNI SAYS:

"CHUP KER KAY PEYA RE, TENU DOCTOR NALU BOTA PTA WA????"

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Once asardar calls
another sardar on the
phone and says"Hi,Main
bol Raha Hoon"The other sardar replies
"Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar,
ithe vi Main Bol Raha
Hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-;>

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Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?

Toes Go In First.

Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Sardars dial 911?

They can't find the 11 on the phone!

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santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu."
Santa(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata."

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