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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA?????"

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Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy

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Teacher-write ur father name in english..
Sardar-"beautiful red underwear".
Teacher-what do u mean?
Sardar- His name is sundar lal chadda... ;->

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

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Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha

Banta: Phir Kia Hua............???

Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;->

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At The College Sardar Watchd d Notice Board. . .
It reads:
"Invites Suggestions 4 D Modification Of Ladies Bath Room. . .!! "
Sardar Wrote Under :
"Let D Men Permit 2 Enter. . " ;->

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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more

than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his

friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage

meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the

prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A

few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car

which

has done only 30000 kms!

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Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.

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