Sardarji sms Message

Sardar k Haan 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hova .. Aur wo Bohat Udaaas Tha .

Sardar's Friend : Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai ??

Sardar : 20 Saal baad bacha hova wo bhi itna chota :S

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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the

captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to

worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines

left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will

take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later

the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three

hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in

the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.

On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel

and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and

exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

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Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)

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