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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.

"What happened?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "

"How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the

one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV.

"I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too " ..

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2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .
Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ???
Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode

Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife asks : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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Santa slapped Banta

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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?

Santa: seriously

Banta: bach gaya !

I wont accept Funny things with me

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SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE

HaI . . . :-P;->

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Sardar's Interview 4

New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did

U Do B4 ?

Sardar: I Was In Army

Iterviewer: How Long

Were U In Army ?

Sardar: Five Foot

Eleven Inch ...

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Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief"

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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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