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A news reporter gets news taht 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat...sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform per khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Acchanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri per kood gaya. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god... Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri per hi leta tah. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya..

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Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....???

Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;->

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Santa : Aj hamara desh SMS par chal raha hai.
Banta : How?
Santa : SMS bole to
"SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH

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MOTHER OF ALL PJ'S:
Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year?
Sardar:12 Seconds.
Int:How Did U Say?
Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd, Aprl-2nd,May-2nd......!

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sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

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one day a sardaar goes 2 a shop

and asks

bhai sahab yeh tv kitneka

seller says nahi batata jao

few minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes again

bhai sahab ye tv kitneka

man replies nahi batata jao

after every five minutes it happens again & again

at last sardaar asks

ke tuzhe mai hu yeh kaise pata chal raha hai

seller says ki ek tuhi gadha hai jo kabse microwave ko tv samajh ke uska bhaav puch rahaa hai

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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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