Sardarji sms Message

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

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Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,

... Because He Read A Board

" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega "

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I was standing at jalandhar station when my

>attention went towards a

>Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black

>turban having a long beard

>and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking

>similar to a terrorist.

>

>After a while, one local train arrived, which

>was totally packed. The

>Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed

>to do so. Just then a

>voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji

>Barah Baj gaye' (Sir

>it's 12 o'clock!)

>

>The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker

>who was a young

>Mischievous type of person and instead of

>showing any anger made a

>smile towards him.

>

>The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed

>as if some type of

>truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my

>temptation, I walked

>towards him and asked why did he smile at that

>person who teased him.

>The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me

>but was asking for my

>Help'. I was surprised with these words and he

>told me that there was

>a big history behind that which one should

>know. I was eager to know

>the History and the Sikh youth narrated:

>

>During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled

>by Mughals, all the

>Hindu people were humiliated and were treated

>like animals. Mughals

>treated the Hindu women as there own property

>and were forcing all

>Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill

>the people if they were

>refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru,

>Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji

>came forward,in response to a request of some

>Kashmir Pandits to fight

>against all these cruel activities. Guruji told

>the Mughal emperor

>that if he could succeed in converting him to

>Islam, all the Hindus

>would accept the same.

>

>But, if he failed, he should stop all those

>activities . The Mughal

>emperor happily agreed to that but even after

>lots of torture to

>Guruji and his fellow members he failed to

>convert him to Islam and

>Guruji along with his other four fellow

>members, were tortured

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