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Showing Sardarji sms Message 541 - 550 of 836 messages, Page 55 of 84 pages.

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,

tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

looking thing is

what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Sardar g : BaNaNa . . . ;->

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Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai Tou
Aap Chup Kyun Thay. . .?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroach Gaya Tha Tou Mujhe Laga k Chipkali Ussey Pakar Legi. . . . ;->

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K B C

Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?

Sardar: Liquid state

Audience clapped.

Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting

were Sardar"s

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Sardar ji joined "SUICIDE ATTACKERS SQUAD"

after 3 months training, he was sent to a mission with bombs,bullets, guns, knife and mobile phone. After reaching at enemy base, he called his boss on phone,

"boss 2 soldiers hein base mein. SUICIDE attack kar dun?"

Boss: "nahin.. wait for more to come"

Sardarji after 2 hrs: "Boss ab 50 soldiers hein, attack kar dun"

Boss: "haan ab attack kar do. n dont worry abt ur family. we will take care of them. befikar ho kar SUICIDE attack kar do"

Sardar ji bhaag ke dushmano ke beech gaye, "SAT SIRI AKAAL" ka naara lagaya

and knife apney pait mein maar kar suicide kar di...

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