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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

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EK SARDAR SHER..........................
Toh arz kiya hai.............
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye....
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye......
Kuch tere jaise yaar huye....
Baki sab SARDAR huye......;->

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A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.

A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?

Servant, its me Servant Sir.

Sardarji, Where is the Madam?

Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.

Servant, What can I do now sir?

Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant, Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?

Sardarji, open the back door, throw both of them into the well

Servant, I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?

Sardarji, What...? Are you in the third floor?

Servant, Yes Sir

Sardarji, sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

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Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day.
somu : It is impossible.
D : y
Sardar : I have only 4 glasses at home

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Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai
Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;)

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This >Packet >>Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could >have posted >it.... >

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A sardar decides to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone....
Why?
Because....
the dog finished graduation..!!

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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