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Banta Was Amazed To Find
Santa Playing Chess Wid His Dog.
He Watched The Game In Astonished
For A While & Exclaimd:
I Can Hardly Beleive My Eyes.
That's The Smartest Dog I have Ever Seen.!
Santa Replied: Naa !
He's Not So Smart. I have Beaten Him 3 Games Out Of 5..... ;->

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Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full
Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao ...
Sardar: Bohat Achey, Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan, Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ... ;->

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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.

The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.

So one of them asks Santa Singh,

"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"

..... comes the reply,

" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

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1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?

Banta:Simple Hai Yar

Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

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Teacher:
"If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother's younger sis and elder sis?"
Sardar:
"So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM" ;->

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours

"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.

After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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