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Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
Banta watched the game in astonishment for a while & exclaimed: "I can hardly believe my eyes. . . That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Naaa, He's Not So Smart" Santa replied.
"I've beaten him 3 Games out of 5". . . ;->

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"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

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darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai
Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?"

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Sardar: For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me.
I dont know how she got my no. she interrupts whenever I call sum1 she says "please recharge your card" ;->

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Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shria kal. . . ;->

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga...
Waiter ne pucha, "Kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar bola, "Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin"... ;->

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